We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
third nipple confirmed
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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