So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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