Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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