His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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