so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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