operation harelip BJ is a go
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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