these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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