I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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