I think I won the penis lottery.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Randomize
