so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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