Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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