butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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