I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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