i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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