I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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