ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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