i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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