Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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