He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
