is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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