after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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