You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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