where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Randomize
