Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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