Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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