Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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