Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
They are going to name an STD after you.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
