I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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