I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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