but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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