hell yes lets make some ravioli
are you so shy because you have an std?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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