don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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