Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize
