You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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