hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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