For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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