This dress was meant to end up on your floor
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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