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the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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