If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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