So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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