I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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