Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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