I think im going to throw up on grandma
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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