I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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