I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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