Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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