summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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