You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
please come you make the beer taste better
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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