margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
this beer tastes like vomit already
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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