ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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