woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
worst night to have a conscience
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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