I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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